Whenever I speak to diplomats or foreign friends who want to learn
more about Burma, I encourage them to draw parallels between the
political decisions in the country and astrology, or moreover, yadaya, the Burmese form of voodoo.
It
is an open secret that Burma’s military leaders believe deeply in
various superstitions—astrology, occultism, numerology, black magic, yadaya.
Throughout
our recent history, auspicious dates, times, units of currency and
countless other properties have been reset according to the advice of
the junta leaders’ astrologers.
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| UN
chief Ban Ki-moon and UN envoy Ibrahim Gambari were given photo-op
moments to make an offering and pray in front of the Buddhist sculpture
at Shwedagon pagoda. (Photo above: MNA, below: AFP) |
During
the era of Gen Ne Win, the number 9 became the satanic mark of the
regime. Even the national currency was altered to denominations of
nine, with 45-kyat and 90-kyat notes suddenly, and without warning,
circulated in place of the existing currency.
As 2009 draws near,
many observers inside and outside the country have been amused to find
out that the new symbol of power for the paranoid generals of Naypyidaw
has been unveiled as the number 11.
Though speculation is rife, no one knows for sure how or why 11 suddenly became the military government’s talisman.
In
September, the regime released 9,002 prisoners. Of course, 9002
inverted becomes 2009, so I was intrigued as to whether this seemingly
random number had been manipulated.
I approached an exiled former
astrologer of the junta’s top brass and asked him if there was some
superstitious meaning behind it.
He told me that the number of
released prisoners quoted in the Burmese press was never the true
figure; it could be a few dozen prisoners, it could be hundreds. But
the number quoted was always consistent with the advice of an
astrologer.
We mused on the fact that the total sum of the digits in 9002 is 11 (9+2).
Shortly
after, the Burmese authorities began sentencing prominent pro-democracy
activists. The numerology was consistent—several dissidents, including
Min Ko Naing, for years one of the greatest thorns in the junta’s side,
were in November (the 11th month) handed down sentences of 65 years
(6+5=11). To hammer the point home, the sentences were pronounced at
11am.
Was an astrologer consulted before these judicial decisions were made? “Absolutely!” the exiled astrologer told me.
“So enlighten me!” I beseeched him. “Why 11?”
He
reminded me that in Burmese Buddhist tradition, there are “eleven
fires”— greed, hatred, delusion, birth, aging, death, grief,
lamentation, pain, sorrow and despair—which, in a spiritual context,
are fueled by sentient attachment.
So, I was left to wonder, are
the generals trying to prevent the “eleven fires” from befalling them?
Surely, the generals are aware that under their rule, the people of
Burma need not be reminded about the fires of suffering?
We know that both former and current military leaders have practiced yadaya to ward off misfortune and that many have had private astrologers on their staff.
When
Ne Win was in power, one of his aides, Sein Lwin, who was president of
Burma for two weeks during the turbulent summer of 1988, regularly
consulted astrologers to foresee the future.
In some cases Sein
Lwin—known forevermore as “The Butcher of Rangoon” after he ordered a
bloody crackdown on unarmed protesters—would even meet his official
astrologers to seek assurance of who would fill the top cabinet
positions whenever Ne Win purged one of his top brass.
Apart
from official astrologers, Burma’s military leaders usually keep close
to their sides any Buddhist monks who are well-known for reading palms
and predicting the future.
In 2002, Ne Win’s grandsons were
arrested for planning an overthrow of the government. Aung Pwint
Khaung, the dictator’s family astrologer, was also detained. The raid
evidently uncovered a cache of voodoo-like dolls said to closely
resemble the regime’s top three generals—Snr-Gen Than Shwe, Gen Maung
Aye and Gen Khin Nyunt.
A similar situation unfolded in 2004 when
astrologer Bodaw Than Hla was arrested along with his patron, Khin
Nyunt. Both were thrown in prison. Although Khin Nyunt remains under
house arrest, to this day rumors circulate that the former spy chief
still seeks advice from astrologers via a messenger.
Word has it that Khin Nyunt is obsessed with learning if and when he and his family will be released.
I
heard a rumor earlier this year that Khin Nyunt had requested
permission for nine Buddhist monks to make merit at his house.
Apparently, the request was partially granted—the regime allowed three
monks. Why? Perhaps there was a concern that Khin Nyunt was going to
perform an act of yadaya. It wouldn’t have escaped the current generals’ interest that “9” was the lucky number for the previous regime.
Burmese
farmers know only too well of the regime’s obsessive policies. First it
was physic nuts. Then it was sunflowers (translated into Burmese as nay kyar,
meaning “long stay”). In 2007, farmers in Pegu Division were forced to
grow whatever Than Shwe was advised would ensure his “long stay” in
power, even if it meant turning this agrarian society into a Banana
Republic.
Notoriously superstitious, Than Shwe is no stranger to yadaya and astrology. Indeed his latest act of voodoo had all the hallmarks of a man possessed.
When
UN chief Ban Ki-moon and envoy Ibrahim Gambari came to Burma earlier
this year, there was a mysterious detour to their scheduled
itineraries.
When visiting Rangoon’s famous Shwedagon Pagoda,
they were guided to a newly installed Buddhist statue, which appeared
to be made of jade and had never been seen in public before.
On separate occasions, the UN dignitaries were given photo-op moments to make an offering and pray in front of the sculpture.
It
may have missed the gaze of Ban and Gambari, but no one else failed to
notice that the face of the statue was not so serene and Buddha-like.
It was, in fact, an effigy of Than Shwe.
Embarrassed
inner-circle officials later admitted that they had to carry out this
crazy ritual at the behest of the narcissistic octogenarian.
My informed astrologer in Naypyidaw had one more amusing story to share with me.
Whenever
a UN envoy visits Burma, hotel staff are told to install a strip of a
pregnant woman’s sarong or underwear within the ceiling of the VIP’s
suite. Traditional Burmese men are often superstitious that coming into
contact with women’s undergarments will diminish their hpoun, or manly power.
At least in the case of Ban and Gambari, that curse appears to be working.